The Melanson Family Pets
copyright 2004 Melinda Melanson
See that couch over there on the left side?  Mom doesn't know it yet, but the couch is MINE!
Things I am learning and general thoughts;

1. The rotty they call "the big ugly one" is grouchy!  She yells at me if I even LOOK at her food bowl.  I have renamed her "the big grouchy one."

2. Even though I am physically able to jump into the Mom & Dad's waterbed,  I am not allowed to do so.  Mom said something about sharp toenails and not wanting a fountain in the bedroom.  Now, who in their right mind doesn't want a fountain in the bedroom.  Sheesh, People!

3. The Girl's shoes are not appetizers. Apparently the people here use them for room odorizers. I think they do smell pretty good.

4. The tortoise is scary! it smells funny and just ain't right.

5. I am not allowed to sleep on the couch.  I must sleep on the doggy bed, beanbag, floor, crate or large pillow.  Absolutely NOT the couch.


Overall, this is a pretty cool place to live.  I get 2 square meals a day, some treats and lots of lovin.  The bossy BT that they have here even offers me her toys.  But what she really wants is for me to chase her for them.  She is nice, but bossy.  I keep telling her "your not the boss of me" but you know how stubborn BT's are.  The other BT they call "lana bonana" is very mellow except when she barks at the people on the levee.  The Mom yells at her to "hush" but she just ignores her.  The thing they call "The Peep" is always chewing on my ankles. She is the bossiest!!  I don't know what she is, she's kinda funny looking.  


wet doggy kiss's,

Bronwen/Bronny